do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Randomize
