quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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