Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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