puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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