You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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