I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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