Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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