if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
God, I missed his penis.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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