her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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