talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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