is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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