Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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