Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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