U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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