This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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