I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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