That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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