Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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