my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
