He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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