I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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