OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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