Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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