I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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