I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
It's never too late to be topless.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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