We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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