Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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