I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Drake has all the answers
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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