Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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