Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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