At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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