Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
well you can't waste a boner
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I need mimosas to revive my soul
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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