I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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