How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
