Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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