Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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