She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
