Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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