with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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