You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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