yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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