good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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