Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He felt like a one man threesome
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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