According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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