this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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