wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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