i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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