who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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