Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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