No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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