im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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