ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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