I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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